A Cheesie Parable
There once was a Pharisee that observed Messiah Yeshua entering a McDonald’s. The Pharisee considered a divine way of trapping the do-be-us Messiah in a sin. So the Pharisee followed Yeshua in and asked, “is it lawful to eat milk and meat together”? Yeshua said, “Show me a cheeseburger”. So the Pharisee purchased a big Mac with cheese. And he told the cashier, “give it to the Messiah”. Messiah Yeshua said, “give it to the poor-hungry Samaritan Child standing behind me”. Then, Yeshua smiled at the Pharisee and said, “How do you judge”? The Pharisees’ face turned red and he began to burn with righteous indignation. Miraculously a small cloud appeared above the Pharisee and snowflakes began falling on his head. Suddenly a voice seem to thunder, “Chill out, do not boil over a kid nurturing a cheeseburger”!
